A unique perspective of humanoid evolution from a robot's point of view.

The pages are too heavily smudged with oil to read.

It was highly fought after before the concert.

I once got Garmen to open 50 chests.

If only it worked.

This fragile teacup somehow avoided destruction after years living at the bottom of a toy chest.

Only somewhat lucky.

Tea is served at 2.

Instructions on how to craft True Iron Oven Mitts. An addendum at the bottom reads "... not practical, very heavy, stiff, and poor heat protection."

Incomplete notes on how to craft an Ultra Time Enhancer MK 2. Under the function heading, it reads "Allows the wearer to move through time at the rate of one second for every real world second."

A failed recipe for a device designed to make one's friends look adorable. In practice, it simply made one aware that corgis exist.

Still somehow legible yet tastes absolutely awful.

The owner of this item could have probably used a hug.