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Price: $5.91

Somewhat grainy texture.

Price: $279.90


Price: $4.38

Named for its ability to seemingly never go bad. The tradeoff is its distinct taste of blood in your mouth.

Price: $14.37


Price: $5.06

Strong enough to make a naga cry. This is a drink for the brave patron ready to feel all of their feelings.

Price: $40.56

Bad for the environment, and the body.

Price: $50.27

It's slimy going down.

Price: $27.49

When you're just tired of rum all the time.

Price: $63.94

Tastes like it's been at the bottom of the sea for a while.

Price: $173.37


Price: $8.95


Price: $3.96

The abyss gazes back.

Price: $54.91

An imported troll rum beautifully mixed with kiwi, apple, Yellow #42, and tangerine.

Price: $14.97

Why did you want to drink this?

Price: $161.50